Things Of Which I Am 100% Certain

1. The Mariana Trench is deep
2. Baked beans give you gas
3. Beavers are industrious
4. The army has rules
5. Wearing tube socks with open toed sandals is never, ever, ever a good idea

9 Comments on "Things Of Which I Am 100% Certain"

  1. Just being 53 gives me gas.

  2. claudia w says:

    The Mariana Trench is freakin’ 36,201 feet deep! Damn!!! I had to look that up. I now have a new wrinkle in my brain. Thanks Cupcake!

  3. PJ says:

    #5 Fashion Nazi

  4. MidLyfeMama says:

    WARNING: Only go to this link if you are comfortable never going in the ocean again…the things that lurk in those briny depths…

  5. #2 – BEANO taken before eating helps. Somewhat.

    #5 – With Birkenstocks is the worst!