Things Of Which I Am 100% Certain

1. Trees produce oxygen
2. Carbonated drinks make you burp
3. Eventually every human being on earth will appear in a Tyler Perry sitcom

10 Comments on "Things Of Which I Am 100% Certain"

  1. Sylvia says:

    Wonderful – a new series! (I’ll be your “number watcher”!)
    I used to have lunch with a coworker who ordered seltzer and NEVER burped. I can burp just thinking about drinking seltzer.

    • Cupcake Murphy says:

      HA! You crack me up. My own Number Watcher. It’s a volunteer position, just so you know. This series should be quite easy because each one has only 3 items but please make sure I get the order correct. Thank you my dear.

  2. MidLyfeMama says:

    #2: And fart.
    #3. Ooooo goody. Looking forward to my 15 seconds. I plan on making the most of it too. Do I go for a good prat fall or should I wear something outrageous and do my best Ethel Merman impression? There’s NO business like SHOW business, the only business I know….

  3. Just who the hell is Tyler Perry.

    –Norman Neanderthal

    • Cupcake Murphy says:

      Tyler Perry is one of Oprah’s best pals and he makes movies and tv shows at a rate that surpasses the speed of sound.