Things That Are Easier Than Brushing Your Dog’s Teeth With Chicken Flavored Toothpaste

1. Getting Jim Carrey to stop making weird faces
2. Beating Shaquille O’Neal at tetherball
3. Eating sushi with thick, wool mittens on
4. Remembering the exact details of your own birth
5. Surfing on a toothpick

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