Things That Are Easier Than Getting the String Back In Your Sweatpants Once It Comes Out In the Wash

1. Eating chinese food using only paper clips and thumb tacks
2. Convincing the Cialis people that having bathtubs in every commercial is working against them
3. Zip lining in an evening gown covered in velcro
4. Explaining the Theory of Relativity to a Bassett Hound
5. Untangling a pile of five hundred million iPod ear phones in the dark

7 Comments on "Things That Are Easier Than Getting the String Back In Your Sweatpants Once It Comes Out In the Wash"

  1. PJ says:

    No comment because…laughter!

  2. The Zadge says:

    Were you the one I lent my velcro ball gown to?

  3. MidLyfeMama says:

    Seriously, Cialis, STOP IT. I do not find any suggestion of bathing together enticing in the least. It is really the only time I have to be alone any more.

    • Cupcake Murphy Cupcake Murphy says:

      TOGETHER? They’re always out in some meadow somewhere in SEPARATE baths which leads me to the conclusion that they’ve both thrown their backs out from hauling those tubs out onto the top of a mountain and they don’t need Cialis they need MOTRIN.

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