1. Starting a Bat Cuddling business
2. Using a slingshot to catapult yourself around the dark side of the moon
3. Mincing garlic with only your eyelashes
4. Orchestrating a successful Worldwide Dewey Decimal System Revival
5. Body surfing Niagara Falls







Bat cuddling business!
Cat buddling.
Dud tackling.
Can I just say you are brilliant? Also, I’d like to let everyone know I successfully got my Mom to sign up for on-line banking.