This Is Me If I Were Barbie and Someone Just Told Me I Have To Drive a 1975 Fiat Stick Shift With My Welded Together Finger-Hands

barbie“But how will I maneuver the Taco Bell drive-thru?” I say, in a language that only other Barbies and Standard Poodles can hear.

10 Comments on "This Is Me If I Were Barbie and Someone Just Told Me I Have To Drive a 1975 Fiat Stick Shift With My Welded Together Finger-Hands"

  1. PJ says:

    Your voice must come out as a nasal whistle cuz those lips don’t appear to be partable.

  2. Is that the Forensic Reconstructionist Homicide Barbie? She’s pretty!

  3. “Oooooooohhhhhhh”, said Barbie, breathily.

  4. “Oooooooohhhhhhh”, said Barbie, breathily.

  5. JaniceP says:

    Hey – no hating on the standard poodles!

  6. Midlyfemama says:

    I find her disturbing. Not Clowny level disturbing, the bar by which all disturbing is judged. Just mildly disturbing.

  7. She was in my pilates class on Friday.

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