To-Do List: Grape

Hi. I’m a grape and here is my To-Do List:

1. Wake up in the morning rolling downhill—remember to get new helmet
2. Attend “Avoid Injury From Fire Hose Strength Faucet Rinsing” class in left side of ┬ásink
3. Stockpile more gunpowder in preparation for tummy explosion when eaten
4. Buy snorkel for submersion in low-fat yogurt parfait
5. Check on grandma’s condition at bottom of colander

6 Comments on "To-Do List: Grape"

  1. PJ says:

    Try to get at least two bounces in before rolling under stove where I can finally be warm and dry again.

  2. The Mayor says:

    I feel like your particular grape might possibly be hanging out with the wrong crowd, because the grapes *I know* are all being succulently sucked and squeezed into wine and onto cheese platters. Do you want their email?

    • Cupcake Murphy Cupcake Murphy says:

      The grape that wrote this to-do list is highly sensitive. He doesn’t use email. He does write letters and he seals them with various colors of sealing wax. You can imagine how hard that is with no hands, fingers, arms, eyes or face.

  3. MidLyfeMama says:

    So I am not the only one who experiences the tummy explosion.

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