To-Do List: Icicle Christmas Lights

Hi. I’m a string of icicle Christmas lights and here is my To-Do list:

1. Wake up feeling worthless, wonder where it all went wrong
2. Do my stretching exercises in order to prevent my rigor mortis from spreading
3. Buy bottle of Pinot in preparation for attending Bob’s “I’m Getting Hung!” party
4. Remember to use the rubber band on my wrist to snap me out of psycho nostalgic thought tailspin
5. Work on my memoir, From Everywhere To Nowhere, finish chapter on how to create a fulfilling life living in a dark box

One Comment on "To-Do List: Icicle Christmas Lights"

  1. Bossy Betty says:

    Can’t wait for the sequel too!