To-Do List: The Cow on Laughing Cow Products

Hi. I’m the cow on Laughing Cow products and this is my To-Do List:

1. Wake up and start smiling, wonder if I’m going insane
2. Work on suggestion letter to marketing team (What does a cow wearing whorish dangly earrings have to do with cheese?)
3. Get map to underground Frown Rave from Bessie
4. Order Grin Damage face ointment online (need hoof-friendly computer!)
5. Attend Laughers Anonymous meeting

8 Comments on "To-Do List: The Cow on Laughing Cow Products"

  1. The Zadge says:

    Once again, the Cake is too genius and no one will be able to comment. Cupcake Murphy, out-clevering her commenters since 2008.

  2. Cupcake Murphy Cupcake Murphy says:

    You made the Laughing Cow cry. Thanks a lot.

  3. That cow just came to life for me.

  4. PJ says:

    #6 Wash zinc oxide off nose before next photo session

    Love the frown wave. And I can’t believe I had never noticed those earrings before.

  5. JG says:

    I have found that cow image oddly disturbing lately so I really appreciate this post.

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