Hi. I’m the cow on Laughing Cow products and this is my To-Do List:
1. Wake up and start smiling, wonder if I’m going insane
2. Work on suggestion letter to marketing team (What does a cow wearing whorish dangly earrings have to do with cheese?)
3. Get map to underground Frown Rave from Bessie
4. Order Grin Damage face ointment online (need hoof-friendly computer!)
5. Attend Laughers Anonymous meeting
Once again, the Cake is too genius and no one will be able to comment. Cupcake Murphy, out-clevering her commenters since 2008.
You made the Laughing Cow cry. Thanks a lot.
That cow just came to life for me.
That cow loves you.
#6 Wash zinc oxide off nose before next photo session
Love the frown wave. And I can’t believe I had never noticed those earrings before.
I know! Those earrings are like Carmen Miranda.
I have found that cow image oddly disturbing lately so I really appreciate this post.
Prostitute cow. I don’t blame you for being disturbed.