Today Show Questions

1. Since leaving, do you think Katie Couric has become a closet alcoholic or a closet binge eater?
2. When they planned that thing called Four Corners Of The World or whatever, do you think they decided that Al would have to go to Iceland because he is too fat to wear a bathing suit in Mexico and would probably have had a heart attack trying to climb Kilimanjaro? And how come Anne Curry doesn’t get to go to the Olympics or something. She is unbelieveable.
3. Why does Meredith INSIST on trying to create that We’re-A-Cute-Old-Bickering-Married-Couple thing with Matt? She will NOT leave him alone with the inane teasing. Don’t get me wrong. I appreciate the banter and the back and forth jabs every once in a while but it’s like she stays up nights thinking of teasy things to say. Matt will say, “And now we’re going to Natalie who is covering the snowstorm in Butte, Montana.” and Meredith will blurt out, “BUTT! You said BUTT!! HA HA HA!! I’ll tell ya one thing Matt. You’re BUTT IS BIG!! HA!” And everyone just stares.
4. Will someone tell Willard Scott to shut-up? The whole insane “It’s Fun To Be 900 Years Old” is very bad marketing and I see a lawsuit coming.

Thank you,
Mrs. What Is A Crawfish?

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