Tuesday Expert Advice

Dear Cupcake,

Recently I made an insanely delicious Ina Garten recipe called Parker’s Split Pea soup and after my husband and I gobbled it down like ravenous vultures we realized that the recipe in the book left out the Cabin In the Woods Where You’ll Need To Hole Up For One Week In Order To Survive the Toxic Cloud Created By Your Constant Stinky Gas ingredient and I was wondering if you knew—did Ina simply forget this key ingredient because she was too busy cavorting with that paunchy flower shop owner BFF of hers or was this some zany prank her madcap husband Jeffrey pulled off just to screw with her head?
—Wearing My Face Mask In Mackinac

Dear Face,
No.
Good luck,
Cupcake

4 Comments on "Tuesday Expert Advice"

  1. Ina doesn’t fart.

  2. The Zadge says:

    Oh yes she does. Big time. Jeffery is only home on the weekends, so she holds it in until Monday when he leaves.

  3. Cupcake Murphy Cupcake Murphy says:

    Actually. T.R. farts FOR her.

  4. Ina takes Bean-O every day. Which doesn’t matter, because she doesn’t let that green sludge pass through her lips. She eats the chocolate ganache cupcakes instead.