Tuesday Expert Advice

Dear Cupcake,

I’ve been using Facebook for about a year and I’ve noticed that there are some buttons missing.  I get the Like and Share buttons.  I use those a lot—just to give a shout out to my FB homies if you know what I mean.  But I was wondering if you knew where the following buttons are because I cannot find them:

*You and your partner are late stage alcoholics and should go to the emergency room
*Unjustifiably Conceited
*Do you think you’ll ever stop?
*I doubt your story
*It seems like you practice your smile in the mirror
*Thank you for showing me how petty and judgmental I am
*Too much nose hair
*Cornball, About To Unfriend

Do I need to download a specific app in order to get these to work or should I just get goin’ on my feedback in the comment section?
—Eagerly Waiting To Offer Input In Ypsilanti

Dear Input,
Good luck,

7 Comments on "Tuesday Expert Advice"

  1. Twisted Susan says:

    *Grammar is NEVER optional, douchebag!

  2. Carey Brown Strombotne says:

    i think we must have the same "friends"!

  3. Meg at the Members Lounge says:

    I'm stealing Susan's recent idea of a SMOTE button.

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  5. Twisted Susan says:

    I think Jennifer's a zombie.

  6. tgyoung1 says:

    PLEASE, dear God lets promote more of these “alternative” buttons on Facebook! Especially your first and third mentioned comments. These should be a MUST if you are to be a frequent Facebooker!!

  7. Cupcake Murphy Cupcake Murphy says:

    Especially #1. Why is there not an intervention poke?