Tuesday Expert Advice

Dear Cupcake,

I am aware that this subject may be forbidden and no one on earth ever makes even the slightest mention about it but do you know if there is any way to find out where in the hell Ron and Rand Paul’s shoulders went (or if they even have shoulders) without making it into a political thing or will any mention of this mystery reveal me for the dangerous Shoulderist that I am?
—Beyond Baffled in Boise

Dear Baffled,
Good luck,

3 Comments on "Tuesday Expert Advice"

  1. The Zadge says:

    Better than being a Kneeist, I say.

  2. This baffles me, as I would think Ayn Rand would have dedicated Atlas Shrugged to the Paul family, had they had the proper shoulders.

  3. Cupcake Murphy Cupcake Murphy says:

    It’s like they’re made of straw.