Tuesday Expert Advice

Dear Cupcake,

Recently I received an email that said “Grow your own bananas for pennies” in the subject line and when I opened this email I was bombarded with gigantic, bold lettered banana propaganda involving phosphorus, potassium, iron and how all my troubles would be solved if I just started growing crops of bananas in my own living room. My question to you is, do you know if this kind of maladjusted banana rhetoric is something I should report to the FBI or should I immediately let my husband know that he’s going to need to find another place to watch the evening news?
—Bunched Up and Bamboozled in Boca Raton

Dear Bunched,
Good luck,

2 Comments on "Tuesday Expert Advice"

  1. The Zadge says:

    Why, pray tell, do pennies need bananas anyway?

  2. Cupcake Murphy says:

    For purchase.