Tuesday Expert Advice

Dear Cupcake,

Recently I received an email that said “Grow your own bananas for pennies” in the subject line and when I opened this email I was bombarded with gigantic, bold lettered banana propaganda involving phosphorus, potassium, iron and how all my troubles would be solved if I just started growing crops of bananas in my own living room. My question to you is, do you know if this kind of maladjusted banana rhetoric is something I should report to the FBI or should I immediately let my husband know that he’s going to need to find another place to watch the evening news?
—Bunched Up and Bamboozled in Boca Raton

Dear Bunched,
No.
Good luck,
Cupcake

2 Comments on "Tuesday Expert Advice"

  1. The Zadge says:

    Why, pray tell, do pennies need bananas anyway?

  2. Cupcake Murphy says:

    For purchase.