Tuesday Expert Advice

Dear Cupcake,

Oh my goodness my husband and I are just about as excited as Halle Berry when she won her Oscar in anticipation of the Presidential Debate tomorrow. We are beside ourselves with patriotism and American pride and we even have some of those homely white wigs we plan to wear in honor of our Founding Fathers. Our question to you, Cupcake, is do you think that MOST of the focus will be on these ZINGERS that Mister Romney plans on lobbing the presidents way or do you think that The President will hammer home the whole 47% debacle until everyone in the debate hall passes out or do you think the two of them will simply stay zeroed in on the strange and powerful phenomenon of SPANX?
—Sitting Upright With Our Butt Cheeks On the Edge Of Our Seats In Baltimore

Dear Butt Cheeks,
Good Luck,

5 Comments on "Tuesday Expert Advice"

  1. The Zadge says:

    Everyone here is focused on the fact that every street, highway, freeway, airport, seaport if we had a sea, and causeway is shut down for a mere 100 mile circumference around Denver for a mere three days for a 90 minute debate. Not interfering with the 100% daily life at all.

  2. I’m betting on the Spanx.

  3. Roy is snoring his way through it. I’m with him.
    What is that smug smile on Mitt’s face?? Is it cause he thinks he is smart???
    What? Really?

  4. steve says:

    I’d bet Mitt’s car elevator on the SPANX.