Tuesday Expert Advice

Dear Cupcake,

Recently, I splurged on a gorgeous, soft cotton white nightgown that is the size of a small tent (JUST the way I like it) at the Nordstrom’s Half-Yearly-Half-Caf-Half-Decaf-Full-Monty-Un-Anniversary-Sans-Piano-Player Sale and I swear I feel like royalty when I wear this stunning muumuu. Sometimes I think I might even belt it and wear it out, around town, with a pair of Frank Lloyd Wright type wedges because this nightie has EVERYTHING—it even has pockets as deep as The Mariana Trench. So I was wondering, Cupcake, do you know what qualifies as appropriate to plunge into a  bed gown pocket? Can I hoard my beloved green beans in my jam jam pockets or should I use these public storage spaces to keep my 980 million back issues of Oprah Magazine? Is the sky the limit here or should I just stick to Kleenex and cotton balls?
—Ruefully Roomy In Rancho Cordova

Dear Rueful,
No.
Good luck,
Cupcake

6 Comments on "Tuesday Expert Advice"

  1. The Zadge says:

    I keep my back-up martinis in there. You never know when some hellish morning will require one.

  2. buggy says:

    NoDoze in the right pocket, Tylenol PM in the left pockt.

  3. PJ says:

    cotton balls? What do you do with cotton balls while you are sleeping? Do I even want to know?

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