Tuesday Expert Advice

Dear Cupcake,

This afternoon I received a serious looking email from Oprah whose contents contained a periwinkle squiggly festooned commandment that said:
ANYTHING YOU WANT IS POSSIBLE
—TYLER PERRY
and I was wondering if you know whether or not this includes Tyler going from making eight gazillion weirdo him-in-drag movies to simply him making forty million him-in-drag movies OR if there is a way to make Barry Manilow’s face less scary?

—Hopeful In Humboldt

Dear Hopeful,
No.
Good luck,
Cupcake

4 Comments on "Tuesday Expert Advice"

  1. PJ says:

    Dear Hopeful, Everything about Barry Manilow is scary including his claim that he personally knows Music who writes the songs. And it freaks me out when he uses my name. Make him stop.

    Hopefully,
    Mandy

  2. PJ – good one! Time in New England clearly did nothing for Barry Manilow.

  3. Cupcake Murphy says:

    His face and hair are seriously alarming. He’s turning into the scarecrow from Wizard of Oz. Especially when he dances around like he has no knee caps.

  4. He probably just can’t bend his knees due to a bad replacement job. I’m betting he’s quietly suing ex-friend surgeon.

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