Tuesday Expert Advice

Dear Cupcake,

Recently, in conversation with a group of acquaintances, I blurted out that I hated smoked salmon and one of the people within earshot got very serious and said to me “You know, “hate” is a very powerful word.” And I was wondering, do you think this person said this because she has never stubbed her toe, been constipated or, perhaps, has never seen Donald Trump’s hair OR do you think she was actually constipated at the time that she made this statement?
—Confused and Contentious in Concord

Dear Contentious,
Good luck,

3 Comments on "Tuesday Expert Advice"

  1. Why can’t we all just get along?

  2. The Zadge says:

    She said it because she has eaten too much salmon, which is gross, albeit healthy, but makes one too judgey.

  3. Wherewolf Mom says:

    “Judgey” Really – isn’t that much too strong a word?