Weekend Weather

Kick yourself in the face, eyebrow melting sunshine with a minuscule chance of not perspiring.  Pervasive gorilla anus humidity to last until longer than forever.  Evenings will bring the type of clammy only seen in hell or the movie Anaconda.  Forecasters say that the desperate sweaty window between 3:24 and 3:26 in the morning may bring some type of non-hateful relief however this is unlikely.

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19 Comments on "Weekend Weather"

  1. The Zadge says:

    I always love when the word “anus” appears in your posts.

  2. Howling robin says:

    Are you in Baltimore!?

  3. PJ says:

    Can’t comment. Laughing too hard.

  4. Catalyst says:

    116 the other day in Phoenix.

  5. Hulk (Zadge's BFF) says:

    Is that a picture of the ball diamond in “Bad News Bears”?

  6. Quite honestly the sun could burn out itself of the sky. I wouldn’t miss it in the least.

  7. MidLyfeMama says:

    Gorilla anus. Perfect. Someone neglected to inform me that New England had been annexed by New Orleans. Swampass gross. The only relief is to float in my pool and the pleasure that is brought on by that is ever so slightly negated by the fact I have to put on some form of swim wear, and I don’t know if you have noticed, but lycra is the devil’s handiwork, and I have to swim with a 5 year old boy who thinks that the pool is a mosh pit. And I am the only other person in attendance, so I am duly moshed.

    • Cupcake Murphy Cupcake Murphy says:

      Thank you for acknowledging gorilla anus. When I wrote it I felt very proud and satisfied. Like if I never wrote another thing at least I’d managed to get that out there.

  8. Mmmmm. Gorilla anus.
    It makes me want to stand in front of the big living room windows, shrieking and banging on the glass while I whack off for all the little neighbor kids to see.

  9. Sometimes it takes me a while to catch up with the Sunday paper, so this delayed forecast from last Sunday’s Seattle Times (page B9): “Sunny, with a chance of kilts”
    Nothing about GA, but maybe they didn’t look far enough up under the kilts…