Facts Cupcake Prefers To Keep Under Wraps

Loves Loggins and Messina, especially the song House At Pooh Corner.

Likes to stare at photos of Camilla Parker Bowles and try to see what Charles sees.

Is a thin skinned tomato.

Fearful of David Hasselhoff.

Favorite Thing:  watch the Gigi scene where they sing The Night They Invented Champagne and rewind five million times at the part when Hermoine Gingold goes Woo!

Enjoys watching Dr. Phil read someone the riot act.

Thinks the When someone you love dies they are still just as close to you in your heart people never went out to breakfast with her father.

Doesn’t like animated cartoons and must be VERY CAREFUL about accidentally sharing this fact because telling people that you don’t like cartoons is like telling people you don’t like having toes so if  the Cartoons-Hate thing is shared with the wrong person the dreaded and false All Humans Must Love Cartoons speech happens (along with why Hate is a strong word) and this makes things go awry. Fast.

Felt sorry for Charleton Heston when Michael Moore ambushed him in Bowling For Columbine.

Obeys expiration dates on food as if they were laws.

Tragically, looks like a homely gnome creature in all hats.

Intimidated by swiss chard.

Still carries a little beige address book in her purse.

Daydreams about  saying “satchel” instead of “purse.”

Odd Good True
Does anyone else keep anything under wraps?  Or am I the only fraud walkin’ around out there.


27 Comments on "Facts Cupcake Prefers To Keep Under Wraps"

  1. Patty says:

    I actually hate classical music.

    • Cupcake Murphy Cupcake Murphy says:

      I see. I hate reggae music and this is never received well by anyone other than conservative senior citizens.

  2. candace says:

    Something I have never shared publicly due to appalled embarrassment: My mother had an unconscious habit of fanatically picking her nose. This habit was not confined to the privacy of our home. I will spare you further details.

  3. candace says:

    ps. It does lighten my load to cast this burden into cyberspace…thanks.

  4. Julie says:

    I confess to not only occasionally eating Top Ramen, but actually eating it uncooked and crispy, like a giant, messy, crunchy junk food snack. One package makes four sitting-in-front-of-the-TV-getting-crumbs-everywhere-for-the-dogs-to ferret-out snacks.

    And I must admit that I share the same nose mining mother as Candace but have not been as effected by the shame as I was aware from birth that our mother was flawed. At least I suspect that is the case as it would explain why I would not let her rock me…

    Perhaps my greatest unspoken shame is the fact that I still listen to David Soul’s “Don’t Give Up On Us” and do truly enjoy it. Don’t tell anybody.

    • Cupcake Murphy Cupcake Murphy says:

      I promise not to tell a SOUL (or David Soul for that matter) however the next time you have a Top Ramen party please do invite me. p.s. Of all the things my mother did she never picked her nose and I am intrigued to find the reports from you and another that mothers do/did this. You learn something new every day. Thank you for stopping by and thank you for you detailed share.

  5. PJ says:

    I can’t stand frosting and hate to eat birthday cake in the presence of others because of the hue and cry this creates when I leave the frosting behind. Can’t even force myself to eat it.

  6. The Farmer says:

    I watch Gossip Girl. Alright? I said it.

    And I enjoy it.

  7. michelle says:

    teenage mortification #1: Robert Phillips used to walk me home in 8th grade. It was about 2 miles. My mother made it very obvious that she did NOT want to drive him home. I prayed he would not walk me home so I would not have to feel so humiliated.

    teenage mortification #2: My mom used to drive me to jr. high, until I got fed up with her constantly making me late. Anyway, when she did drive me – she couldn’t just drop me off at the corner – nope – she had to weasel the car in and out and behind and in front of other cars right up to the very very very front. I was so embarrassed, every time.

    teenage mortification #3: Having a date with Craig Kinzer and realizing you woke up with a huge zit on your face. On the date – you have to go to the bathroom every 3 minutes to make sure your concealer is covering it. The whole date you spend worrying about your zit.

    • Cupcake Murphy Cupcake Murphy says:

      OH MY GOD the zit story brought back NIGHTMARES for me. Thanks for unloading Shelbo. You are a brave brave woman.

  8. You HATE reggae?
    I wish I could turn back time and un-read this.

  9. The Zadge says:

    Feet totally, totally gross me out. Particularly the toenail part. Long ones, nails I mean, should be outlawed. That being said, I’m seeing Kenny Loggins next week, so take my “under wraps” with a grain of salt.

  10. Patty says:

    I really like Tori Spelling. She’s got a good personality.

  11. Patty says:

    I hate outdoor dining.

  12. Claudia W says:

    I yell out. “Hell YEAH!” when Dr. Phil reads someone the riot act.

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