Loves Loggins and Messina, especially the song House At Pooh Corner.
Likes to stare at photos of Camilla Parker Bowles and try to see what Charles sees.
Is a thin skinned tomato.
Fearful of David Hasselhoff.
Favorite Thing: watch the Gigi scene where they sing The Night They Invented Champagne and rewind five million times at the part when Hermoine Gingold goes Woo!
Enjoys watching Dr. Phil read someone the riot act.
Thinks the When someone you love dies they are still just as close to you in your heart people never went out to breakfast with her father.
Doesn’t like animated cartoons and must be VERY CAREFUL about accidentally sharing this fact because telling people that you don’t like cartoons is like telling people you don’t like having toes so if the Cartoons-Hate thing is shared with the wrong person the dreaded and false All Humans Must Love Cartoons speech happens (along with why Hate is a strong word) and this makes things go awry. Fast.
Felt sorry for Charleton Heston when Michael Moore ambushed him in Bowling For Columbine.
Obeys expiration dates on food as if they were laws.
Tragically, looks like a homely gnome creature in all hats.
Intimidated by swiss chard.
Still carries a little beige address book in her purse.
Daydreams about saying “satchel” instead of “purse.”
Does anyone else keep anything under wraps? Or am I the only fraud walkin’ around out there.