What Would Clowny Do?

Clowny would never dream of bursting through the doors of the neighborhood Starbucks like  James Cameron accepting an academy award and then proceed to talk very loudly to the odd shaped lady next to him in line about the fact that he is on his way to a 9 AM meeting with a friend of his who knows the watermelon smashing comedian Gallagher.

Clowny would never, in a million years burst or barge, first of all and secondly Clowny would never be a loudmouth talker during library quiet morning time at Starbucks when things are supposed to be calm and peaceful.

Clowny hopes you heed this heartfelt and sage advice.

Thank you Clowny. You’ve always pointed us in the proper direction and this time you’ve truly outdone yourself with the depth of your guidance and wisdom.

We love you Clowny. Bless you and your gorgeous head of curls.

11 Comments on "What Would Clowny Do?"

  1. MidLyfeMama says:

    Why does Gallagher keep showing up lately? He is in one of those annoying commercials for what I don’t even know, where the two guys are playing instruments for no apparent reason talking about something we all so obviously need, and there is Gallagher over there to the side slamming watermelons. Or someone who is supposed to look like him. I suspect that dude is never ever ever sober enough or in touch with reality enough to make appearances anymore and he has to be watched very closely so he doesn’t go all Gallagher on innocent bystanders with any old mallet found laying around.

  2. MidLyfeMama says:

    And I cannot lie, Clowny freaks me out man.

  3. Honestly, I thought Gallagher was dead.


    But you make me laugh :).

  5. I think the person polluting Starbucks with a loud caffeinated voice was Kirstie Alley, squeezed into one of her glittery fringed Dancing with the Stars costumes. Because the more she had to wear those sequined things, the louder she became.

  6. PJ says:

    I’m afraid to comment. The last time I sang a little song about Clowny and I made Clowny cry.

  7. PJ says:

    Except to say, I’m so glad to see you again, Clowny. I hoped you’d show up again.

  8. PJ says:

    I always tell my hair dresser NOT to color my eyebrows because it makes me look like Groucho Marx. But with Clowny’s eyebrow design…maybe I’ll think again. I’ll take his picture in and see if she could give me this treatment. Then amuse myself watching the world watch my eyebrows.

  9. Cupcake Murphy Cupcake Murphy says:

    Clowny always gets the party goin’.