What Would Clowny Do?

what wouldclownydoClowny would never screech into the Rite-Aid parking lot as if being carried by the hounds of hell, terrifying everyone within nine hundred miles.  And Clowny would never gun the motor of his condominium shaped monster truck, making a VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! VROOOOOOOOOOM! sound that is certain to startle awake every creature who may have been napping from here to Uranus because that would just be a whole lotta rude as far as thoughtful Clowny is concerned, you know? that would just be downright wrong.

Thank you Clowny for your far-reaching wisdom and advice.  We don’t know what we’d do without you Clowny.  We appreciate you and your multi-colored U-shaped mouth.

9 Comments on "What Would Clowny Do?"

  1. Hilary says:

    Clowny scares me.

  2. Gaahhh! I’m sorry to say that just about *everything* Clowny does scares me.

    Can we go back to that beautiful island from yesterday, please? : -)

  3. MidLyfeMama says:

    I think we can all agree that Clowny is both wise and down right creepy.

    • Cupcake Murphy Cupcake Murphy says:

      Clowny invented wisdom however he does not know how to find the right conditioner for his hair. This is why Clowny is precious. He isn’t all “look at my thick mane of jet black hair” like Deepak Chopra. Not that it’s a competition. Clowny doesn’t believe in competition. He thinks it makes people feel bad.

  4. PJ says:

    Clowny has corrected my thought. Previously when someone committed annoying acts such as the above mentioned, I have been heard to mutter, “Clown” under my breath, a term certainly meant to be pejorative.

    Henceforth, I shall mutter, “So not Clowny.”

    Clowny, we need you. I am working on the sudden following thought, “Just not in my neighborhood.” I’m sure in time I will learn to welcome you as a neighbor.

  5. Cupcake Murphy Cupcake Murphy says:

    I totally understand that Clowny scares everyone because of his extra-shiny complexion and old lady wispy hair (among other disturbing characteristics) but please know that Clowny is a direct descendent of a tribe of Clowny People who held the secrets of the universe in their noses. And Clowny loves you unconditionally and he wishes for you to never have bloat.

  6. PJ says:

    Clowny seems to be comfortable in his own body, um, face, um, whatever…

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