What Would Clowny Do?

what wouldclownydoWould Clowny dive bomb a lively conversation about favorite books and insist that Catcher In the Rye is, primarily, about baseball?  No.  Clowny would be opposed to this type of weirdo behavior.  And would Clowny then go on, like a wolverine, and spout platitudes about how it is one hundred percent certain that J.D. Salinger wrote that book with the great American pastime in mind, holding on to this false theory even when swallowing mud while getting gulped up by an unruly, unforgivable tub of quicksand?  Never.  Clowny would recognize his ignorance immediately and shut his multi-colored gob, therefore allowing the others engaged in the conversation to continue talking without any unwanted and inaccurate schmutz.

Thank you Clowny for sharing your wisdom.  We know that when we listen to you we will never be led astray.

14 Comments on "What Would Clowny Do?"

  1. Hilary says:

    Next time I need correct info, I am forwarding my question to Clowny.

  2. I’m pretty sure that Clowny is plotting something evil…..eek! I fear clowns :).

  3. PJ says:

    I’m not commenting. I made Clowny cry once and I haven’t recovered from the trauma of that yet.

    • PJ says:

      Commenting to say I’m not commenting. That’s like telling someone that you’re not speaking to them so they’ll know you aren’t speaking to them.

  4. I’ve always wondered why people fear clowns. This may be the answer.

  5. The Zadge says:

    I’m concerned that Clowny is lacking nostrils.

    • PJ says:

      Thanks, Zadge. I had not noticed. Now every time I look at him I find myself taking deep breaths instead of sitting at his knee to soak up his wisdom. And adoring his smile.

  6. Cupcake Murphy says:

    All nostril-less Clowny does is share his wisdom and, look at all of you, ripping him to shreds. Poor Clowny.

  7. PJ says:

    You know those clown horns? Does Clowny have one? And does he honk it every time he has Cheetos?

    I need to know because I really love Cheetos and I have been driving around honking ever since I saw that message months ago and my neighbors are getting sick of it and I thought Clowny could share his wisdom because I doubt he acts like a dick but he would surely follow Cupcake’s rules.

  8. There’s no f*cking way we’re buying that Clowny’s a good clown.

  9. Cupcake Murphy says:

    …and the fact that he has no eyes. Try to ignore that.