What Would Clowny Do?

CLOWNYIf Clowny were frequenting a Taco Bell in Barstow, would Clowny were a black t-shirt that says, in bright yellow letters:


NO. Clowny would never wear this piece of apparel even if it were the last shirt in his closet. Clowny has a strong moral code and believes in dressing for success, regardless of the fact that he may be living in Barstow, ordering four Chalupas with extra cheese.

Furthermore, Clowny would never wear this shirt because it is rude and takes too long for other people to read and Clowny believes in being considerate at all times, especially when it comes to causing unnecessary eye strain.

Thank you Clowny. We love your various sets of eyebrows and feel safer, knowing we can always count on you.

9 Comments on "What Would Clowny Do?"

  1. midlyfemama says:

    While I completely appreciate his fashion sense and aesthetic, CLOWNY FREAKS ME OUT.

  2. claudia w says:

    Funny you should mention the eyebrow situation, I was just checking those out!

  3. skerch says:

    I see the clowny face, get so excited and just can’t wait to scroll down and see WHAT would Clowny do?

  4. While Clowny’s face never ceases to alarm me, his strong ethical convictions are very much to his credit.

  5. I’m not buying it.
    Clowny’s on my radar.