SCORE THAT SHIT
ROLL THAT SHIT
SMOKE THAT SHIT
NO. Clowny would never wear this piece of apparel even if it were the last shirt in his closet. Clowny has a strong moral code and believes in dressing for success, regardless of the fact that he may be living in Barstow, ordering four Chalupas with extra cheese.
Furthermore, Clowny would never wear this shirt because it is rude and takes too long for other people to read and Clowny believes in being considerate at all times, especially when it comes to causing unnecessary eye strain.
Thank you Clowny. We love your various sets of eyebrows and feel safer, knowing we can always count on you.