What Would Clowny Do?

CLOWNYWould Clowny wear knee-hi white tube socks with blue stripes and pair them with open toed high heels? No, Clowny would never do this. Clowny believes wholeheartedly that shoes make statements and, more importantly, that socks can make or break an outfit so he is vehemently opposed to wearing tube socks with anything other than a hospital gown.

But, Clowny—what about wearing tube socks with thongs, sandals or tennis shoes and shorts?

The answer is no across the board. Tube socks should be primarily used for dusting your furniture.

Oh Clowny, in our hearts we know you’re right and, although we’d like to ask you a few questions about trouser socks, we’ll simply count our blessings for your tube sock wisdom and let you be on your way. Don’t forget that we love you Clowny and we admire your festive two-toned lipstick.

6 Comments on "What Would Clowny Do?"

  1. Clowny appears to be made of circus peanuts, marshmallow and pubic hair.

  2. PJ says:

    Twisted Susan just gave me what I am sure will be my best laugh of the day. I’m still smiling TS. Thanks.

  3. MidLyfeMama says:

    Clowny forgot the other very important use for tube socks – put a tennis ball in the toe, tie a knot above and and INSTANT DOG TOY.

    Where does Clowny stand on those puffy 1970s hats, that kind of look like a cartoon golf hat? Paired with say a neon blue pair of pants and top, white vest and white chunky heeled boots? Because that particular ensemble was rocking around our local shopping center in front of the newly opened Chipotle and 5 Guys burgers. I kind of couldn’t stop staring.

  4. Cupcake Murphy Cupcake Murphy says:

    Clowny has no body so he would probably be against that.

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