Would Clowny wear knee-hi white tube socks with blue stripes and pair them with open toed high heels? No, Clowny would never do this. Clowny believes wholeheartedly that shoes make statements and, more importantly, that socks can make or break an outfit so he is vehemently opposed to wearing tube socks with anything other than a hospital gown.
But, Clowny—what about wearing tube socks with thongs, sandals or tennis shoes and shorts?
The answer is no across the board. Tube socks should be primarily used for dusting your furniture.
Oh Clowny, in our hearts we know you’re right and, although we’d like to ask you a few questions about trouser socks, we’ll simply count our blessings for your tube sock wisdom and let you be on your way. Don’t forget that we love you Clowny and we admire your festive two-toned lipstick.