Clowny would never sit behind another person at a light who is waiting to turn left and bear down on that person like a riot of one, honking and screaming and spitting like Angelina Jolie in Girl, Interrupted.
Clowny would not do this and advises you against doing this too.
Thanks Clowny. You always give such great advice.
We don’t know what we’d do without you.








Great, now I’m going to have Clown Nightmares all night.
Oh My God, that’s creepy.
Clowny’s very nice and wise. He’s the Dalai Lama of Clowns.
Clownie loves us, this we know
Cuz the Cupcake tells us so
Little ones to him belong
He is right when we are wrong.
Yes, Clownie loves you.
Yes, Clownie loves you.
Yes, Clownie loves you.
The Cupcake says he do.
This made Clowny weep.
Now I’m scared…real scared!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esJl7MZoVww
Oh, c’mon. That’s a wig. That’s now Clowny’s real hair.
I meant “not”. Really I did.
Clowny knew what you meant.