What Would Clowny Do?

Clowny would never sit behind another person at a light who is waiting to turn left and bear down on that person like a riot of one, honking and screaming and spitting like Angelina Jolie in Girl, Interrupted.

Clowny would not do this and advises you against doing this too.

Thanks Clowny. You always give such great advice.

We don’t know what we’d do without you.

10 Comments on "What Would Clowny Do?"

  1. The Zadge says:

    Great, now I’m going to have Clown Nightmares all night.

  2. JaniceP says:

    Oh My God, that’s creepy.

  3. Cupcake Murphy Cupcake Murphy says:

    Clowny’s very nice and wise. He’s the Dalai Lama of Clowns.

  4. PJ says:

    Clownie loves us, this we know
    Cuz the Cupcake tells us so
    Little ones to him belong
    He is right when we are wrong.

    Yes, Clownie loves you.
    Yes, Clownie loves you.
    Yes, Clownie loves you.
    The Cupcake says he do.

  5. claudia w says:

    Now I’m scared…real scared!

  6. Hulk Is Clowny from the 60s? says:

  7. Catalyst says:

    Oh, c’mon. That’s a wig. That’s now Clowny’s real hair.

  8. Catalyst says:

    I meant “not”. Really I did.